Best train announcement ever?
“Good evening ladies and gents, this is your driver speaking I’d like to welcome you aboard and thank you for choosing Metro Trains for your commute home this evening. We’re currently cruising at an altitude of approximately one meter, and will soon be exiting the City Loop. Upon exiting, you look to your left, you will be able to see Melbourne’s famed MCG. We’re ahhhhhh….currently running about 3 minutes late, but assuming we don’t lose any more time on the way we should be arriving safely in Packenham at about 10:30. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of your ride home.”
