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To give you an idea of the pain I endure every single day, here is a short list of songs, most of which assault my eardrums several times a day. Some aren’t actually bad, but when you hear them six times it gets a little tiring.

• Do You Remember - Jay Sean Feat. Sean Paul & Lil Jon (in wich we hear the same three words repeated 37 times!)
• Iyaz - Replay (he uses the word “iPod” in his song, so you know he’s hip with the kids of today)
• La Roux - Bulletproof (not actually terrible!)
• Natalie Bassingthwingithangigthwaite - Love Like This
• Dizzee Rascal - Dance Wiv Me (terrible spelling, Mr Rascal)
• John Butler Trio - One Way Road (dirty stinkin’ hippies)
• Pussycat Dolls feat. Snoop Dogg - Push My Buttons
• Guy “Smiley” Sebastian/Jordin Sparks - Art of Love (seriously, you know her career’s on the down and out when she’s pairing with a Happyclapping, Hillsong-loving Australian Idol contestant.)
• Lady GaGa - Just Dance
• Wale/Lady GaGa - Chilin
• Lady GaGa - Lovegame
• Kid Cudi/Kanye West - Things you Say
• Beyonce/Lady GaGa - Videophone (LOOK AT US, WE USE OUTMODED TECHNOLOGY AND RHYME TALKING WITH TALKING!)
• Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (looks like they’re running a GaGa Roh-ma-marathon)
• Lady GaGa - Poker face
• Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
• Pitbull/Akon - Shut it down
• Flo Rida - That horrible song
• Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
• Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
• Timbaland - Some Terrible Vocoded Song (Feat. Fat Dude in Trenchcoat During Winter)
• Stan Walker - Black Box
• Gabriella Cimli - On a Mission (The one in which Gabriella becomes a gay house diva)
• Train - Hey Soul Sister (A chorus of yeah yeah yeahs…so very creative)
• Jason Derulo - Whatchu Say
• Muse - Undisclosed Desires (douchebag in stupid glasses sings into two microphones and looks like a tard).
• OWL CITY - FIRE-FUCKING-FLIES
• Jonas Bros - S.O.S.
• Short Stack - Some stupid piece of shit I don’t care enough about to find out what it’s called.