Did I get the answer right? Click for high-res photo

Did I get the answer right?

I’m cruising down a treelined boulevard, I just passed Federation Square. The National Galery of Victoria is a speck in the rear-view mirror. The Arts Center Spire is long since gone, and suddenly I realise that these tourist attractions are part of what makes my home. Click for high-res photo

I’m cruising down a treelined boulevard, I just passed Federation Square. The National Galery of Victoria is a speck in the rear-view mirror. The Arts Center Spire is long since gone, and suddenly I realise that these tourist attractions are part of what makes my home.

VicRoads enforcing new clearway times, opposed by Stonnington Council. Many of the new parking signs have been covered by the Council leaving motorists confused about when they can and can’t park. Click for high-res photo

VicRoads enforcing new clearway times, opposed by Stonnington Council. Many of the new parking signs have been covered by the Council leaving motorists confused about when they can and can’t park.

I don’t think any song will ever make me feel as happy as Daft Punk - One More Time does, every single time.

Outmode. Click for high-res photo

Outmode.

Yum Cha - OH YEAH!!! Click for high-res photo

Yum Cha - OH YEAH!!!

The terrible music I put up with at work

To give you an idea of the pain I endure every single day, here is a short list of songs, most of which assault my eardrums several times a day. Some aren’t actually bad, but when you hear them six times it gets a little tiring.

  • Do You Remember - Jay Sean Feat. Sean Paul & Lil Jon (in wich we hear the same three words repeated 37 times!)
  • Iyaz - Replay (he uses the word “iPod” in his song, so you know he’s hip with the kids of today)
  • La Roux - Bulletproof (not actually terrible!)
  • Natalie Bassingthwingithangigthwaite - Love Like This
  • Dizzee Rascal - Dance Wiv Me (terrible spelling, Mr Rascal)
  • John Butler Trio - One Way Road (dirty stinkin’ hippies)
  • Pussycat Dolls feat. Snoop Dogg - Push My Buttons
  • Guy “Smiley” Sebastian/Jordin Sparks - Art of Love (seriously, you know her career’s on the down and out when she’s pairing with a Happyclapping, Hillsong-loving Australian Idol contestant.)
  • Lady GaGa - Just Dance
  • Wale/Lady GaGa - Chilin
  • Lady GaGa - Lovegame
  • Kid Cudi/Kanye West - Things you Say
  • Beyonce/Lady GaGa - Videophone (LOOK AT US, WE USE OUTMODED TECHNOLOGY AND RHYME TALKING WITH TALKING!)
  • Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (looks like they’re running a GaGa Roh-ma-marathon)
  • Lady GaGa - Poker face
  • Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
  • Pitbull/Akon - Shut it down
  • Flo Rida - That horrible song
  • Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
  • Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
  • Timbaland - Some Terrible Vocoded Song (Feat. Fat Dude in Trenchcoat During Winter)
  • Stan Walker - Black Box
  • Gabriella Cimli - On a Mission (The one in which Gabriella becomes a gay house diva)
  • Train - Hey Soul Sister (A chorus of yeah yeah yeahs…so very creative)
  • Jason Derulo - Whatchu Say
  • Muse - Undisclosed Desires (douchebag in stupid glasses sings into two microphones and looks like a tard).
  • OWL CITY - FIRE-FUCKING-FLIES
  • Jonas Bros - S.O.S.
  • Short Stack - Some stupid piece of shit I don’t care enough about to find out what it’s called.
Tram jam on Swanston. Melbourne Uni to Bourke St and beyond. Click for high-res photo

Tram jam on Swanston. Melbourne Uni to Bourke St and beyond.

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Fuck yeah, dumplings! Click for high-res photo

Fuck yeah, dumplings!